Lineage: Triangle Kush x Animal Mints Forget the frosting — Wedding Cake isn’t here for polite dessert talk. This indica-leaning hybrid pulls up like the life of the afterparty: bold, decadent, and guaranteed to leave you feeling blissfully full. With powerhouse parents Triangle Kush and Animal Mints, Wedding Cake doesn’t just live up to its name — it takes “tiered layers” to a whole new level. From the first inhale, expect a rush of euphoria that smooths out the rough edges and lifts you into a sweet, hazy high. The body melt hits soon after, wrapping you up like a weighted blanket made of frosting and chill. Stress? Gone. To-do list? Who? This is full-on honeymoon mode. Flavor-wise, Wedding Cake is a three-tier treat — earthy vanilla on the inhale, sweet dough and tangy cherry on the exhale, all dusted with a spicy kick that lingers like the best kind of aftertaste. Sweet, funky, and oh-so-potent. House of Dama pro tip: Light this one when you’re ready to turn “just a night in” into something worth celebrating. Cake forks optional.