Balanced Hybrid | Smokey • Citrus • Earthy Think: “five-star couch service with a tropical twist” Meet Waygu — the strain that hits as rich and indulgent as its namesake beef. This balanced hybrid brings a savory-meets-sweet flavor profile: smokey earth layered with tropical citrus and just enough pungency to remind you it’s the real deal. Pop the jar and boom — citrus zest, campfire smoke, and a funky kush kick rush out all at once. A few hits in, and a warm wave washes over, numbing the body while your brain drifts somewhere between “deep thoughts” and “did I just time travel?” The body tingle is strong, the couch pull is stronger, and before you know it, you’ve melted into pure, blissed-out stillness. Use responsibly: May cause sudden snack hunts, accidental binge-watch marathons, and an unshakable belief that your couch is the most luxurious seat in the house.